Master Of The Menu Mysteries Prints

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Kitchen Kapers

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Is the MSG local?"

Party time.

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'How is the water prepared?'

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'What'll it be?'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

National Coffee Day

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"