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"Get a grip, Fulson. An unbalanced portfolio can be remedied."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

Economy.

Dept. of the Treasury

'Dow goes up, Dow goes 'round, but we'll keep rockin' 'til the Fed cracks down . . . '

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

'Fenwick is here with a dire warning about the next bubble to burst.'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

'Money, I'm home!'

Football is like investing. It's good to have a diversified portfolio. A team should use a balanced mix of run plays and pass plays. And sometimes the quarterback is smart to accept a sack rather than trying something too risky. Right. Take the small loss and move on. A defensive player getting a finger on a pass can have a big impact. In both football and investing a tip can be a real game changer. But some things are different. Football has nothing like a T-Bill. There are no guarant

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."

41 Rounds of Layoffs Survived

Mr. Dow meeting Mr. Jones

Making money for investors is simple

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?'

"Oh, him? He's the guy who changes the interest rate when it's set by the fed."

'To Consumer Debt!'