Master Of Disasters T-Shirts

Man's cooking explodes.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

man juggling career, home and children

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

Hurricane damage to trees

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

DIY expert.

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

News: Flash Floods

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

'It's simple. First we look at the upside. Then we look at the downside. Then we look at the upside-down side.'

"Got it!"

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

Natural Disaster This Way...

Flood Rescues

'The good news is I've found a plumber... the bad news is he's coming from China.'

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

Risk perception/Risk assessment/Risk communication/Risk management

Where's the leak then?

"Dear, I've bounced back from cancer, two heart attacks and a stroke. You know what kills me?" "Obviously nothing."

'Petersen, you're fired!'

Musician playing very long brass instrument.