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Man's cooking explodes.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

man juggling career, home and children

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

Hurricane damage to trees

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

DIY expert.

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

News: Flash Floods

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

'It's simple. First we look at the upside. Then we look at the downside. Then we look at the upside-down side.'

"Got it!"

Natural Disaster This Way...

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

Risk perception/Risk assessment/Risk communication/Risk management

10/03/17 14:03

"Then we're all agreed. We'll repair the earthquake damage to every structure in town except for this one, which we'll leave as a reminder of the dangers of shoddy construction."

"Dear, I've bounced back from cancer, two heart attacks and a stroke. You know what kills me?" "Obviously nothing."

'The good news is I've found a plumber... the bad news is he's coming from China.'

Flood Rescues

"Daddy tries to cook, but all his meals begin in a can and end up in one."

Where's the leak then?

'Petersen, you're fired!'