Master Manipulator Mugs

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'They all want to play the star.'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

George Michael

Dialogue

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Balancing work and family

"It's all a matter of planning...."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

Karaoke night.

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

Robbie Williams

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Important Muscles.

The Communicator

Overworked

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

Working from Home

TV Chef Cooking Range