Manipulation Master Mugs

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Man and brain

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

Important Muscles.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

In Difficulties.

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Pest control, with death.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Claviers

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

"There goes a man of few words."

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

"Could you keep still?"

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

"Haven't you heard! There's going to be a bit of a reshuffle!"

Anabolic Steroids

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'