Manipulation Master Mugs

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

Man and brain

Important Muscles.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

In Difficulties.

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

Claviers

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

"There goes a man of few words."

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

"Haven't you heard! There's going to be a bit of a reshuffle!"

Anabolic Steroids

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

Working Out

"Could you keep still?"