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'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

'They all want to play the star.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Dialogue

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Balancing work and family

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally." "I've topped myself, minion." "It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence: we have to simultaneously tear down the competition." "Behold: my masterpiece." "'100 percent of those who drink Coffee King’s coffee will die.'" "Best part is it’s technically true."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

Magic coat fixing problems while walking the dog.

Important Muscles.

TV Chef Cooking Range

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

Overworked

Multitasking executive dog

Studying and technology