Massage Explorer Mugs

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

Interpretive napping

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'I also offer massage therapy.'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

Couples Massage

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"Shoulder work ahead"

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.