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At the Museum

Thinking Gears

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"We're here to experience pleasure."

The discovery of electricity...

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Eureka!

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Ostrich Curoisities

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Plasma Ball

Museum of Bones

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perceptive thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

'Secondhand smoke.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'