Mass Transit Analyst Pillows

'I am traveling by train in futureI hate Cliches.'

Is Driving Doomed?

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

SF NO

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

The Train to Nowhere

'Which are the most popular and least popular items, and which have been on the menu the longest and shortest times?'

They Always Say That

'The London drive-thru experience.'

Your mother and I don't think the weekend lacrosse league is a good idea, Teddy. Why not? Too much driving. But I ride the school bus home from practice all week! Exactly! Our favorite mass transit vehicle! I can't wait to get my license!

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Great Urban Sprawl

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

Buddha Statue: Buy Low, Sell High, Stay Diversified.

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

'There is a $15 baggage fee... a $15 airport improvement fee... a $15 full body scan fee... a $15 pat-down fee...'

"So it's agreed then. There'll be no third runway, and you'll head the Fourth Runway steering group."

"Is the hamburger innovative?"

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."

Realistic Timetable

Subway Chanteys

'It's an app that tells me when metro will get its act together.'

United Reputation

Traffic Everywhere

'He just comes in to laugh at our menu.'

Price and serving size: A guide.

"If you want extra virgin oil on the salad that's a £5 supplement...."

'I guess it's an improvement over the previous 'do-nothing' policy.'

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

"As usual, the Madison Avenue boat is late again."