Mask Mishap Chuckler Gifts

COVID Era abbreviations

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Desert Island Mishap

The Phantom Of The Garden

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Louisiana Mask Mandate

'Oh silly me, I'm trying to fix my glasses with nasel spray instead of super-glue!'

Masky Christmas!

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

'Rurgh!!' - 'Burp!' - 'Form an orderly queue, ladies!'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Face Masks of the Dumb & Stupid

Quarandating.

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

I like when they leave something to the imagination.

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

'Get a time release capsule stuck in your throat again?'

"These masks aren't working. I'm feeling feverish."

Rene Magritte. An 'invisible man' in the style of Magritte holds a mask in the likeness of Magritte.

"It was the only mask they had left."

Bipolar boss wears different masks.

Covid beach

"Rudolph! Take off that mask!!"

"Filter Coughy?..."

"He says masks are mandatory to enter. Should we try the other place instead?"

"I'm using four masks for protection and portable oxygen so I don't suffocate."

Masked Wrestler

"S**t! I forgot the mask!"

"If you have to suck, do it responsibly."

"Last week, my husband waded into the cords behind our TV to untangle them, and I haven't seen him since."

Handy Guide to Masking...

'Good news Mrs. Gibson: Novox Liposuction Inc. has agreed to settle out of court'.

Beaches by a power station

"I think you can safely remove that now."

Boris Johnson