Mask Debunker Pillows

"I think you can safely remove that now."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Rumours Online

Janus 2021

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Anti-Vaxxers

To Mask Or Not To Mask

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

"I have a reoccuring dream that I am back in school, and suddenly I realize that I'm not wearing my mask."

" No, I'm not concerned about my weight...why worry about something you can't see?"

"S**t! I forgot the mask!"

"It says here that you believed everything you saw in the press, I'll have someone escort you to the crazy section."

Ce n'est pas un masque

Mask No Longer Required For Fully Vaccinated Individuals

"Ed's simplifying his world before the elections. Only one news station. Only one remote."

'Levitation my foot! - He's got a TRAMPOLINE over there!'

"You're not really getting this whole mask thing, are you, Bob?"

"To use or not to use the mask that is the question?"

"I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Je ne mask pas

"We can finally start taking off the masks!!"

Sun Times: UFO Sighting Hoax

To mask or not to mask, that is the question.

"I love not needing to floss and I hate being forced to smell my own breath."

Lots of people helping out with the self-service machine.

Many Burps

'I just broke up with Ashley. Dude, you were so right - she is a witch.'