Mask Debunker T-Shirts

"I think you can safely remove that now."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Rumours Online

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

Janus 2021

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Anti-Vaxxers

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

To Mask Or Not To Mask

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

"I have a reoccuring dream that I am back in school, and suddenly I realize that I'm not wearing my mask."

" No, I'm not concerned about my weight...why worry about something you can't see?"

"S**t! I forgot the mask!"

"It says here that you believed everything you saw in the press, I'll have someone escort you to the crazy section."

Mask No Longer Required For Fully Vaccinated Individuals

Ce n'est pas un masque

"Ed's simplifying his world before the elections. Only one news station. Only one remote."

"I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Je ne mask pas

"To use or not to use the mask that is the question?"

'Levitation my foot! - He's got a TRAMPOLINE over there!'

"You're not really getting this whole mask thing, are you, Bob?"

Happy V-C Day

Many Burps

Lots of people helping out with the self-service machine.

"We can finally start taking off the masks!!"

"I love not needing to floss and I hate being forced to smell my own breath."

Sun Times: UFO Sighting Hoax

To mask or not to mask, that is the question.

Celebrity Covid19 conspiracy theories abound