Mascots T-Shirts

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

No poking doughboy

"Well, no, we don't have a mascot, but we're the Lions."

"That's our new church mascot."

'Keep looking. A 15-foot team mascot doesn't just slither away and vanish.'

Football ground toilets include one for mascots.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'They not only beat us - in the third quarter their mascot ate our mascot!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

Hang on - It's so funny when the mascots fight!

A man washing a mascot costume

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

The Phillie Moderate

"Please call me Michael – Mr. Met is my father's name."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

"Pardon my glove."

Med School Mascots.

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

"What do you mean hot dog is out sick?—but I'll look stupid all by myself!"

"Why do you always wear pants?"

Mr Met

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"I don't think it sends the right vibe."

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

'Hi! I'm Nukee, the nuclear power mascot! You'll be seeing lots of me & I'll be seeing lots of you!

"I take it you're the bear foot field goal kicker."

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."