Mascots T-Shirts

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

"It's all about teamwork. We even have our own mascot."

"Well, no, we don't have a mascot, but we're the Lions."

"That's our new church mascot."

'Keep looking. A 15-foot team mascot doesn't just slither away and vanish.'

Football ground toilets include one for mascots.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'They not only beat us - in the third quarter their mascot ate our mascot!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

"Yes we need it back. The team fired you, not Sharky."

A man washing a mascot costume

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

The Phillie Moderate

"Please call me Michael – Mr. Met is my father's name."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"Pardon my glove."

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

"What do you mean hot dog is out sick?—but I'll look stupid all by myself!"

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

"I take it you're the bear foot field goal kicker."

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

'Hi! I'm Nukee, the nuclear power mascot! You'll be seeing lots of me & I'll be seeing lots of you!

"Mr. Peanut is my dad—you can call me Rick."

'Looks like a little lucky mascot.'

"So... do we take him to the hospital or the veterinary clinic?"

"I'm sorry Gary, but my twelve apostles are enough. We don't also need a mascot."

"Good news is we killed the vampire. Bad news is he was actually our beloved town hero, Mosquito Man."

"Can this wait? I'll never live it down if my staff sees you henpecking me."

'It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more...' Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.