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'Joan's minor case of heartburn seemed rather insignificant considering her current situation'

Thomas Becket

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Juggler and Illusionist

Veterans Day '20

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Who do you feel like pooping on today?"

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Michelangelo's David

The Spring Break Venus

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

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Easter Island

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

The Butlers Ball.

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."