Martyrdom Enthusiast Prints

'Joan's minor case of heartburn seemed rather insignificant considering her current situation'

Thomas Becket

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Juggler and Illusionist

Veterans Day '20

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Who do you feel like pooping on today?"

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Michelangelo's David

The Spring Break Venus

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

Easter Island

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

The Butlers Ball.

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."