Marshmallow Mischief Maker Pillows

'I don't think that will work.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Marshmallows

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Harsh Mellows.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'The Torch Holder'.

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

'Outside with that!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"Gesundheit!"

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Fishing for Mice

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Marshmallow Roast

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"First beach?"

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!