Marshmallow Mischief Maker Prints

'I don't think that will work.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Marshmallows

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Harsh Mellows.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'The Torch Holder'.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

'Outside with that!'

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

"Gesundheit!"

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"Really? You mean you’ve never smoked a joint?"

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Fishing for Mice

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Marshmallow Roast

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"First beach?"