Marshland Explorer Gifts

Ducks crossing.

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

You Are Here

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Captain in a storm

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

A Preschool of Fish

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Even for a mountain goat he's good.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Golf with a difference

Workaholic on holiday

Just a little seasoning...

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

''Meaning of Life' is the next mountain over. I teach auto mechanics.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Kangaroo carring joey in a pouch on her back.

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim