Whimsical Wonderland Explorer Gifts

Ok, ok, maybe you guys are right - maybe I do have a concussion.

'Will this take long? I'm late for a very important date.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Children's Feast.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Painting taking root...

"Right here's fine."

"Recalculating route..."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

' Get ready to make a wish.'

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Marley had a little lamb

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Clown walks balloon dog

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

Teddy Bear

Tunnel of Infatuation

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

'Secondhand smoke.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Roald Dahl gets a book idea

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'