Marshall Pillows

The Marshall of Edna Badlands valued comfort over speed any day.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Mixed Doubles.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Ice skater

Harsh Mellows.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Family with pets.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Martial Arts

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

'The grudge match.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"We used to entertain a great deal."

"Be careful, Darlene. He's wearing a ring."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

One Way - Yield

'...and could you refill the vinegar - Genius here thinks it's the wine.'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."