Marshall T-Shirts

The Marshall of Edna Badlands valued comfort over speed any day.

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Mixed Doubles.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Harsh Mellows.

Ice skater

Family with pets.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

Martial Arts

'The grudge match.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"We used to entertain a great deal."

"Be careful, Darlene. He's wearing a ring."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Where there's a Mall--There's a Way.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

Home Business - Newspaper Ad.

One Way - Yield

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

The Lawman

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'