Married Life Navigator Pillows

Add comfort and charm to any married life space with pillows that reflect the humor and love shared in marriage — perfect for cozying up after a day of navigating life together.

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'The spin-dryer's broken down, the tap needs a new washer - Good Dog! - The bathroom shelf wants fixing. . .'

'The spin-dryer's broken down, the tap needs a new washer - Good Dog! - The bathroom shelf wants fixing. . .' mockup

'The spin-dryer's broken down, the tap needs a new washer - Good Dog! - The bathroom shelf wants fixing. . .'

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"I know I'm wrong, but I'm sure you can make me more wrong."

"I know I'm wrong, but I'm sure you can make me more wrong." mockup

"I know I'm wrong, but I'm sure you can make me more wrong."

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"Do you need anything from Toledo, dear?"

"Do you need anything from Toledo, dear?" mockup

"Do you need anything from Toledo, dear?"

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"But the more Marge and I are together, the longer foreplay takes. It's now up to three hours of begging."

"But the more Marge and I are together, the longer foreplay takes. It's now up to three hours of begging." mockup

"But the more Marge and I are together, the longer foreplay takes. It's now up to three hours of begging."

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'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!' mockup

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

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Man climbing up a mounting for a wifely scolding.

Man climbing up a mounting for a wifely scolding. mockup

Man climbing up a mounting for a wifely scolding.

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'Come on George, take your tranquilizer and let's go shopping!'

'Come on George, take your tranquilizer and let's go shopping!' mockup

'Come on George, take your tranquilizer and let's go shopping!'

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Cyber Fight

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"Wilbur! - I WISH you'd put the toilet seat down...!"

"Wilbur! - I WISH you'd put the toilet seat down...!" mockup

"Wilbur! - I WISH you'd put the toilet seat down...!"

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"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything." mockup

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

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"Your contents have shifted."

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Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences mockup

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

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Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man. mockup

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

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'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.' mockup

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

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"OK, now what?"

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'Keep pumping Mildred.'

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"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men." mockup

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

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'None of the other things had instructions.'

'None of the other things had instructions.' mockup

'None of the other things had instructions.'

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'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.' mockup

'Don't be so sensitive,I only dozed of for a moment.'

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"Fill'er up with testosterone."

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'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.' mockup

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

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Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause. mockup

Clair regretted having her husband sit in while her doctor described possible side effects of menopause.

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KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER, 'That kind of thinking leads to marriage.'

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER, 'That kind of thinking leads to marriage.' mockup

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER, 'That kind of thinking leads to marriage.'

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"I think he's outgrown the baby gate." mockup

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

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'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.' mockup

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

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My wife is the inspiration behind the light speed spaceship - the longer I'm married, the more I want to be the first human who lives on Mars.

My wife is the inspiration behind the light speed spaceship - the longer I'm married, the more I want to be the first human who lives on Mars. mockup

My wife is the inspiration behind the light speed spaceship - the longer I'm married, the more I want to be the first human who lives on Mars.

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"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters." mockup

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

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"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!" mockup

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

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"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me." mockup

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

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"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother." mockup

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

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'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?' mockup

'Does it bother you that I use wadded tissues as pillows?'

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Mrs. Almighty.

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'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?' mockup

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

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'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.' mockup

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

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'I think he's proud of his ability to be in the way in more than one room at a time.'

'I think he's proud of his ability to be in the way in more than one room at a time.' mockup

'I think he's proud of his ability to be in the way in more than one room at a time.'

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Married Life Navigator Pillows Collection

Married Life Navigator Mugs

Explore our funny and heartfelt mugs perfect for married life navigators — they're an ideal gift to celebrate love and teamwork behind every successful marriage.

Married Life Navigator Prints

Visit our art prints collection that captures the fun and love of navigating married life. Perfect for decorating a new home or anniversary gift.

Married Life Navigator T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase humor and love for the married life navigator. Great for couples who enjoy expressing their journey with a little wit.