Married Coffee Lover Pillows

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Man's best friends."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

You've Had Enough!

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Countervailing Clichés.

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Non-Power Breakfast

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

EU and India partnership.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"