Marriage Savior Pillows

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"...until death do you a favor."

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

Competitiveness in Ancient Times

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"Being married to her was the most miserable experience of my life, but I was able to develop a sitcom out of it."

"Oh for goodness sake, Walter...speak up when the minister asks you a question!"

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

Your Dinner Is In The Trout Stream

'Everytime I kiss him he says he can't breathe.'

'Right! That's bloody it! I'm calling for the wife-whisperer.'

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

"Let's be considerate of your wife's opinion and discuss her point that you're an idiot."

"Believe me, no one will notice your new braces."

Marriage Guidance - Give and Take

Superhero Rescues Books.

"The only thing we seem to agree on lately is that we always disagree."

"The kid next door is doing a school project on heighborhood success stories and wanted to talk to you. I laughed so hard I wet my pants."

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

"So you both think each other is an idiot. . . who said we wouldn't find some common ground?"

'Hi, Mom. Meet my new significant other. My Prenup'

"If I'd known it would last this long, I'd have settled for the edited highlights."

Tunnel of I Need You to Help Out More Around the House

"Allow me to introduce my wife - she's been giving me the silent treatment since 1982."

"Technically, I don't think you can claim to have saved your husband's life on several occasions just because you haven't killed him!"

"Are there other visual cues you can give your husband when you don't agree with him?"

"I'm not yelling at you, I'm yelling with you."

'The divorce was ugly, but not as ugly as the marriage.'

"I'm still happy in my marriage, but that may be because Frank went to work one day in 1999 and never returned."

"There, but for the wrath of my wife, go I."

"That drives me crazy!"

'Trust me - you're funnier without me'

'It looks like our marriage has survived for yet another year, Dear!'