Marriage Optimists Prints

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"Boy, I hope we never end up like this."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

So all is not rosy in the garden?

How's your marriage working out? I'm considering the foreign legion...but I doubt whether they'll take her.

'I can't talk to my wife - all she says is `Baaah! Baaah!`!

Tom's last day.

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"Now that that's over, let me tell you what I'm really like"

Gender Symbols

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, for whatever that's worth these days.'

Do-over

"I love marriage...It's my husband I hate."

'I'm not the sitting tenant, I'm your husband.'

Cards: Wedding / You've Changed / You don't Understand Me / I'm Leaving! / I'm going for a pint!

Apply to marry multi-marriage failure.

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

"I married for contrast."

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