Marriage Enthusiasts Prints

"...our marriage requires teamwork but are the matching tracksuits really necessary?"

'We haven't been seeing eye-to-eye lately.'

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'I always cry at weddings!'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

Wedding disaster #27.

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

Incompatible.

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

Minister to marrying couple: 'Remember, you're under oath.'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

Merge Ahead

Wedding Fayre