Marriage Motivator Pillows

Married Life - Six months of marriage - 'Sympathy is the bond of souls'

'If we can save the whales we sure can save your marriage!'

GCSEs

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'You've changed since we got married.'

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

'Ask him where he goes every December 24th - because he won't tell me!'

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

"You will awake feeling refreshed...."

Scenes from a successful marriage.

'It's all downhill from here.'

'Everytime I kiss him he says he can't breathe.'

"You make me want to be a better bag."

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

"Honey, please! I can’t concentrate with you in there being married to me!"

"Just because I didn't tell you to shut up doesn't mean I wasn't listening."

Marriage Guidance - Give and Take

"Either you meet your sales targets or you get 100 lashes. Have I motivated you?" CS628889

'Hi, Mom. Meet my new significant other. My Prenup'

"Get me this! Get me that! Get me..."

Tunnel of I Need You to Help Out More Around the House

"It's a fitting name. I walk you through the prenup agreement and counsel you through the divorce."

Relationship problems.

'My marriage has improved since I don't wake up grouchy every morning. Now I let him sleep late.'