Marriage Meme Lover Gifts

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

It's your night to do the dishes.'

"Death, death, death! That's all he ever talks about!"

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

Health and Safety to Ban Marriage

"Whoa! Was that today?"

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"You know, there are other emojis."

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

Try Mediation

"Stinkin' fake news!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

The Modern Novel.

"So, what you're telling me is: I have unusually high negatives for a third-year husband..."

Mark Zuckerberg

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Tinnitus?"

Uncle Donnie

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"What do you mean, there's no room for my stuff?"

Internet Magazine.

The Ten Really Cool Facts

His and Hers Wedding

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

'Butch, did you shoot my liberty valance?'