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After animal control came and took all of her cats, Edna would henceforth become known as the crazy pygmy marmoset lady.

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Eat my dust!"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

How's the new one?

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Mammoth Posing

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II

Brexit Tortoise

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"As cats go, my Bertie's always been a little slow on his feet, but then again, that's a tortoise shell for you!"

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Philip of Mastodon

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

You have to hunt a different one

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

"Why do you always wear pants?"

Psychiatrist.

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.