Marmaduke Admirer Prints

'Turn off that electric can opener before Marmaduke tears down our kitchen door!'

'Marm! What did I tell you? No more sleepovers!'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

Bad hair day!

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'I admire your floatibility.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Greenfingers.

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Mermaid Art

Curling your hair for no reason

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Victorian Gentleman

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"No, son. Let him finish."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Things get more interesting at noon."