Marksmanship Fan Pillows

"I had one left."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

A Rifle Competition in the North

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

A man shoots at a drone.

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

An unlicensed acupuncturist

Bowtox.

Heroes

'We could have a problem here lads.'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

William Tell shoots a tree, which yelps in pain.

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

Ping Pong Handshake.

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

Rebels without a magic marker

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."

Great Moments in Chess

Dog prank

"I got my wish!"

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

Sniper Rec Room

'We've gone into a more competitive merit system.'

"You can't just give a regular lecture. You have to use pyrotechnics."

'Okay, I guess it was a little hard to see the birds through these tall weeds.'

Northeast Diet Center.