Marksmanship Fan Prints

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

A Rifle Competition in the North

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

An unlicensed acupuncturist

Bowtox.

Heroes

William Tell shoots a tree, which yelps in pain.

'We could have a problem here lads.'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

Ping Pong Handshake.

Rebels without a magic marker

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."

Great Moments in Chess

Dog prank

"I got my wish!"

'We've gone into a more competitive merit system.'

Sniper Rec Room

"You can't just give a regular lecture. You have to use pyrotechnics."

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

'Okay, I guess it was a little hard to see the birds through these tall weeds.'

"It's not her winning I mind, it's the "I am woman hear me roar" she always yells."