Marksman Maven Pillows

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"Oops! Time for my gun lesson."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The day the stock market went UP.

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

European currency on the edge.

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"Yeah, I know. bu tthe administration didn't want to appear culturally insensitive."

Direct Marketing...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Trade Show Sherpas

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."