Marketplace Strategists Gifts

Food Chain: Online Retail, Big Box Stores, Chain Stores, Mom & Pop Stores.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Robot Parts $5

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

Only One Item or Fewer.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

The Invisible Hand of the Market

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

'I know it's easy to blame others. That's why I do it.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Profit in the garbage.'

'Good news! I think we can make your portfolio quite bearable.'

Supermarket Merge

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"