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"Which do you want, the tobacco company account or the stop smoking campaign?"

Bus. Ad. - 'Scapegoating 101'.

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

The Copywriter's Dilemma

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

Woman to flasher "Don't go into advertising"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

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"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Team Leader

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Go team!

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'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

'We haven't improved quality, but we've made it easier to return.'

"#Win!"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'