Market Trend Aficionado Pillows

"Let's go and wreck the economy by not going shopping."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Wall Street Couch

'The recession is over, again.'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

The Decline of the Euro.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'I just checked my portfolio and it's worth a small fortune. Unfortunately, I started with a large fortune.'

"Look the competition has a big, stupid product. We need a big, stupid product of our own, and we need it now!"

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'