Market Thrill Navigator Gifts

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Fishing direction sign.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

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'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

Bear Signpost.

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

Made in China.

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

Career advice from the boss