Market Thrill Navigator Mugs

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Fishing direction sign.

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'The good news is that from now on I belong to a very rare species. There aren't many personnel managers who create their own pink slip.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

For sale

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Made in China.

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

Career advice from the boss

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."