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'He's only turned on by a market rally.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Wall Street Couch

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Why markets crash.

Jumping Wall Street.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

'We've had a marginal advance-decline on a near-term buy-out, but no one knows if that translates as a downturn or an up-tick.'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Taming the beast of the free market...

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Fresh eggs!'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'He's chasing the market.'

'As expected, your shares of de ja vu are rebounding, again.'

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."