Market Guesser T-Shirts

Let their personality shine through with witty, creative t-shirts designed for the market guesser—a fun way to showcase their love for surprises and inventive thinking.

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'The market moved higher today on rumors that the market would move higher today.'

'The market moved higher today on rumors that the market would move higher today.' mockup

'The market moved higher today on rumors that the market would move higher today.'

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'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.' mockup

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

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"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up." mockup

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

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'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.' mockup

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

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'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?' mockup

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

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Business of Fingerpointing Line Art mockup

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

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'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish' mockup

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

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'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

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World Economic Crisis.

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Economy - USA.

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"That new drug causes flatulence." mockup

"That new drug causes flatulence."

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Business is off the chart.

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'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...' mockup

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

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'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.' mockup

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

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'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.' mockup

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

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Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator. mockup

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

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'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.' mockup

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

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'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.' mockup

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

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'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.' mockup

'Instead of jail time, our head of finance chose the stock option.'

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Travel looks strong!

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Out of control

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'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!' mockup

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

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The Euro - R.I.P.

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"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning." mockup

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

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'We're counting on inflation.'

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Investments.

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'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...' mockup

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

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Exchange Rate.

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'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.' mockup

'Before we found you, we were just squeaking by.'

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'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

'I'm the groom's broker and I'll be seating you before the ceremony begins. Technical analysts will be sitting on the left, and fundamental analysts will be on the right.'

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