Maritime Mishap Memorabilia Fan Prints

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"Long Johns Silver."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

Exempli Gratia.

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'Petersen, you're fired!'

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

Sinking Ship Tattoo

'...gone! The remains of the iceberg that sank the Titanic, to...'

Pulling the Anchor Out

'After it was decommissioned, I bought it at an auction. I just hope I'll be able to put her on the small lake I live on.'

Submarine and Mermaid

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

Shark scaring man into mouth.

"What are the bloody chances. . .??"

"It's so huge that calling it 'Ark' somehow didn't seem to do it justice."

Chef Considers Cannibalism on Desert Island.

Man falling out of a bathing machine

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

"Hooray! Here comes the iceberg!"

What happens when you swim with the wrong kind of dolphin.

'And next up on the auction block is a rare bug that was smashed by Jumi Hendrix.'

A sailor refusing to give up his alcohol.

Captain Cuttle consoles his friend

'It's poison oak!'

"Aye, Captain, reverse course, I say reverse course!"

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