Maritime Mishap Memorabilia Fan Pillows

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"Long Johns Silver."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

'A team meeting in 20 minutes seems appropriate.'

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

Exempli Gratia.

Yeah, well, hindsight is 20/0.

'Petersen, you're fired!'

"Oh, Oh, it looks like they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane three."

'After it was decommissioned, I bought it at an auction. I just hope I'll be able to put her on the small lake I live on.'

Pulling the Anchor Out

Submarine and Mermaid

'...gone! The remains of the iceberg that sank the Titanic, to...'

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

Sinking Ship Tattoo

Shark scaring man into mouth.

"What are the bloody chances. . .??"

What happens when you swim with the wrong kind of dolphin.

"Hooray! Here comes the iceberg!"

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

Chef Considers Cannibalism on Desert Island.

"It's so huge that calling it 'Ark' somehow didn't seem to do it justice."

Man falling out of a bathing machine

'And next up on the auction block is a rare bug that was smashed by Jumi Hendrix.'

'It's poison oak!'

After a long sea voyage, the 'old salty sea dog' had trouble getting back his land-legs.

A sailor refusing to give up his alcohol.

Donald Trump