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Grass a-hoy!

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Japanese Whaling

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Victorian Royal Navy

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

Hooks R Us.

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"My trun!!"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"

"What's the limit on these things?"

A Sheepwrecked island.

"First time paddleboarding?"

He loved a sea very much

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"Gesundheit!"

'Inflatable boat Fred!'