Maritime Joker Mugs

Grass a-hoy!

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Japanese Whaling

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

Victorian Royal Navy

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Hooks R Us.

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.

"Ah, sweatpants."

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"My trun!!"

Flotsam and Jetson

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

"I think Ted's keel's snapped off"

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"First time paddleboarding?"

A Sheepwrecked island.

He loved a sea very much

'Inflatable boat Fred!'

"Gesundheit!"