Maritime Disasters T-Shirts

If only they'd taken it with them!

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Sea weed harvest.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

Art of Surviving

Experts through the ages.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

On the plus side, I'd wager a lot of you folks back there had never seen an iceburg up close before.

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

Suez Canal Curse

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

'We're drifting apart.'

"Gasp! Pant! Is it good for you, Marjorie?"

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"My God, now what?"

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

'Our policy is quite plain. We don't pay out on claims we can't pronounce.'

Titanic 100th anniversary

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Only Percy seemed happy that the Titanic was taking on water.