Marital Warriors T-Shirts

Find a t-shirt that honors their partnership—playful, bold, and a true expression of the marital warriors ready to take on the world side by side.

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'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?' mockup

'I've been married to your sister for 9 years, so why should I be scared of you?'

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"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other." mockup

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

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'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

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Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn. mockup

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

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"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample." mockup

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

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"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke." mockup

"He can never take anything serious. Everything's a joke."

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"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman." mockup

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

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"I have been happily married... three times!"

"I have been happily married... three times!" mockup

"I have been happily married... three times!"

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'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!' mockup

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

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"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...." mockup

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

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Competitiveness in Ancient Times

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A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt mockup

A Successful Wedding Party Returns From the Hunt

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'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.' mockup

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

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"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time." mockup

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

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Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late. mockup

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

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'How long have you two been married?' mockup

'How long have you two been married?'

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Mixed Marriage: Downhill Racer.

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"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..." mockup

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

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'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?' mockup

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

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"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words." mockup

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

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'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!' mockup

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

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"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain." mockup

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

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"We were about to get a divorce, but we decided instead to go with the U.N. Peacekeepers."

"We were about to get a divorce, but we decided instead to go with the U.N. Peacekeepers." mockup

"We were about to get a divorce, but we decided instead to go with the U.N. Peacekeepers."

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"I figured, better the devil you know." mockup

"I figured, better the devil you know."

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"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone." mockup

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

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'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.' mockup

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

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Just Married

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"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids." mockup

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

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'Everytime I kiss him he says he can't breathe.'

'Everytime I kiss him he says he can't breathe.' mockup

'Everytime I kiss him he says he can't breathe.'

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Bridezilla

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James and Sarah had no chance of sex with antibiotic resistant gonorrhea keeping them apart

James and Sarah had no chance of sex with antibiotic resistant gonorrhea keeping them apart mockup

James and Sarah had no chance of sex with antibiotic resistant gonorrhea keeping them apart

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"Well, I think there's more to life than having a terrific backhand."

"Well, I think there's more to life than having a terrific backhand." mockup

"Well, I think there's more to life than having a terrific backhand."

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Marital Warriors T-Shirts Collection

Marital Warriors Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the marital warriors. Perfect for coffee or tea, these funny and heartfelt designs celebrate your couple’s resilience and teamwork.

Marital Warriors Pillows

Gym up your home with pillows that honor the marital warriors’ strength and humor—comfortable reminders of their unbreakable bond.

Marital Warriors Prints

Decorate with prints that celebrate love and resilience—ideal for the marital warriors who want their home to reflect their teamwork and fun-loving spirit.