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"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

Dolphin friendly tuna

Love linked

If you want to see love be love.

"And another thing: What's that strange clicking thing you do with your beak?"

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'You've changed since we got married.'

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

"You can always count on me."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

'My wife's therapist doesn't understand me.'

'Ask him where he goes every December 24th - because he won't tell me!'

"You're absolutely sure my wife won't be able to find this?"

"Randy the love doctor, what ails you, brother?" "My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony." "But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike?" "Of course." "That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all." "Exactly. ...Wait, what do you mean by that?"

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

"It's not what you think."

"You took a vow of poverty, celibacy and silence. But aren't they the marriage vows."

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

'It's good to talk.'

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'We're past the 'romantic' phase and into the 'living hell' phase.'

'That's not true, I do listen. I'm just not very interested.'

"You will awake feeling refreshed...."

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

Mixed marriage: food fight

"If you've been affected by any issues raised during our love-making there's a number you can call."

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."