Marital Mythbuster Gifts

"You can't always blame everything on the crows."

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

Bigfoot tracks...

Ostrich Curoisities

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Is it starve a fever and feed a cat? Or feed a fever and starve a cat?"

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

'Your stork story got me to thinking, Dad -- wouldn't it be simpler if people just did it like dogs and cats do?'

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

The Zombie Awakes...

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

'How did he make the world in six days?'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death or litigation do you part?"