Marine Show Critic Pillows

Killer whale with dead trainer

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't do windows."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Making fun of Starfish.

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"What's the name of our sea?"

"This Save the Whales Number has got to go, pet."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Whale Watch Tours.

'I got one this small.'

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."