Marine Life Painter Gifts

The Hudson River School of Art.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Scuba cow"

"They're so like us."

"The unlucky lemming"

Dolphin friendly tuna

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"He was a sea rescue."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Batman O' War

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Dolphin

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'